“CRACK ROCKS!” CANDY NECKLACE/HEADBAND‼️

SPORT THUS HILARIOUS AND TRUE FACT AND PUN (if you don’t get the pun you are FORBIDDEN from purchasing this! I will ask you upon order what this means to YOU! As you must understand the GENIUS in this word play here! And YES! I DID COME UP WITH THIS SHIT IN MY CRACK ADDLED BRAIN! ITS FUCKING GENIUS AND IVE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT ANYWHERE BEFORE!
Like all my other candy shit, made on adjustable paracord. 13-21 in I think? This one is bigger than say my “RAPE one bc it takes up more letters SEE?!!?!?!

Also…. All money made from the purchase of this necklace goes DIRECTLY to CRACK! GUARANTEED!

THERES NOTHING LIKE THIS! GET YOURS NOW BEFORE I DIE OF A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH CRACK AS I GET RICH AND FAMOUS FROM THIS HEADBAND!

Also available in other FUN colors of cord!