“RETARD” CANDY NECKLACE/HEADBAND/ARMBAND ADJUSTABLE‼️

Let everyone know that you are missing a chomosome and Dey betta not fuck wit you cuz you may have that TARD RAGE with this CUSTOM BESPOKE “RETARD” paracord chain that can be used as a necklace/headband/bracelet or whatever you want it to be! It can be small or HUUUGE and is TOTALLY ADJUSTABLE‼️ Doubled up cord With an QT heart clip that you push and the cord like gets bigger or smaller. I dunno what’s that called cus I’m RETARDED!
And is made from durable florescent paracord.
AVAILABLE IN SEVERAL BRIGHT FLORESCENT COLORS THAT WILL CATCH THE SHALLOW, SUNKEN EYES OF EVERY TARD IN DA ROOM‼️💛💙🩷💚💜🧡🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Retard letter colors may vary but will look badass so don’t get on my ass if they’re not the same color as the one pictured! ITLL LOOK KICKASS NO MATTER WHAT! GUARANTEED!