☣️Jonbenet’s🍭Holy🍭Cyst🍭Piss☣️(NECTAR🌈OF🌈THE🌈GODS🌈!)

THE🌈TIME🌈IS🌈NIGH🌈
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MY TRADEMARKED HOLY CYST PISS-NECTAR OF THE GODS
IS☣️GUARANTEED☣️(or your money back*)
TO MORPH YOU INTO THE
🌈MOST POWERFUL HUMAN TO EVER LIVE, and HEAD of the GALACTIC TEAM of
ETHERIC ADVISORS here at
DUMBFATBITCHESOFAMERICA, MR.
CHARLIE SHEEN WHEN HE WAS
WINNING! (DUH!)

⚠️GUZZLE 5-10 OZ OF MY CYST PISS EVERY MORNING AND ARE:
GUARANTEED TO STAY ROCK HARD FOR 25,000 YEARS STRAIGHT (no matter WHAT lies between your legs, RIGOR FUCKING
MORTIS BRUH)
TIGER BLOOD 🐯🩸
ADONIS DNA
A 10,000 YEAR OLD BRAIN !!

🦠WITHIN 7 DAZE-
YOU WILL BECOME A HIGH PRIEST WARLOCK‼️
A TOTAL BITCHIN
ROCK STAR FROM MARS‼️
THIS IS THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME!!
YOURE GONNA BE HIGH HIGH HIGH ON A DRUG THE LIKES YOUVE NEVER XXXPERIENCED!! ITS CALLED CHARLIE SHEEN AND ITS TAKIN THE WORLD BY STORM (again).
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Here's the scoop: I banged Mr. Sheen last year (the consent on his behalf is a bit blurry but so was that entire year of his life) and developed a GIGANTIC VAGINAL CYST!! I started to piss in bottles because the piss was so viscous it would clog my toilet.... Once I realized that it was the ADONIS DNA OF A 10,000 year old WARLOCK and a TOTAL BITCHIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS, I started to collect it.

I cryogenically froze it, along with my son who was being raped by
gangstalkers (same chalice!) and aged it like a FINE MILK !!

NOW, 25 YEARS LATER ITS AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC !!

And NO!! It's not HIV + ‼️
ITS HIV WINNING!‼️
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GET YOURS TODAY AND HELP FUEL MY RAMPANT CRACK ADDICTION AND GET ME A NEW HOUSE TO BURN DOWN AGAIN IN A METH LAB FIRE!‼️
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WE HAVE ONE YEAR.... GO‼️
GET YOUR CYST PISS BEFORE MY PUSSY ROTS OUT AND FALLS OUT ONTO THE BATHROOM FLOOR (already had a close one near
Christmas or as we know it around these parts the RESURRECTION OF THE
🎀🍍👑PINEAPPLE PRINCESS-👑🍍🎀

YOU DONT WANNA MISS DOOMSDAY
WITHOUT IT!!

☣️CUMS WITH A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY☣️

AVAILABLE IN 20 OZ bottles to 80 GALLON DRUMS‼️
($33.33 PER 20 OZ BOTTLE!)
Hint (buy in bulk!)
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