https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com PUTTING THE☣️WAR☣️IN WARDROBE‼️🔥🧨🌈🤩💣l🍭👁️💊👳🏾‍♂️🤡🎅🏿💅🏿🎀💉🦠 119389494 LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS T-SHIRT DO YOU KNOW THAT SOMETIMES SECRETS ARE HARD TO KEEP INSIDE? -Key McFarlane ITS SOFT TOO! AVAIL IN SM-XL! 30.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/legalize-nuclear-bombs-t-shirt https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425020029/IMG_8302.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425019921/IMG_8257.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425019915/IMG_8260.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/425019918/IMG_8283.jpeg 119389494 new in stock 118616124 BANNED EARRINGS-35 VARIANTS! BARBIE CHONGA FLEA MARKET GHETTO FLABULOUS (check out word list!) 🌟AS FEATURED IN VOGUE FRANCE🌟 MAKE HEADS TURN AND STOMACHS CHURN WITH THESE LARGE FAKE GOLD STATEMTENT EARRINGS! AVAILABLE IN 8000 !VARAITIONS/WORDS! MIX N MATCH! BUY 2 GET ONE FREE! I’m on a meth crash right now so I don’t really wanna put seperate listings for each of the earrings. I think yall can GIT IT THO! THEY ARE AVAILABLE IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT VARAITIONS/WORDS, MAID 2 ORDER‼️ RETARD VICTIM GENOCIDE ROHYPNOL CHLOROFORM BULEMIC OINK HELP AIDS INCEST H8 CRIME HEROIN COLUMBINE FAT PIG CRACKER HIV + 5150 IMBRED NAMBLA DRUGS EUNICH PREPUCE They come in a PAIR but SO 🌈FUN to MIX N MATCH🌈 Which is WHY I have a BUY 2 get one FREE deal‼️ Imagine the possibilities…. IMBRED EUNICH BULEMIC VICTIM CRACKER GENOCIDE COLUMBINE CRACKER IMBRED CRACKER BULEMIC CRACKER CRACKER RETARD EUNICH RETARD EUNICH GENOCIDE NAMBLA VICTIM NAMBLA RETARD ROHYPNOL RETARD FAT PIG VICTIM PRO ANA IMBRED to name a few….. HAVE FUN‼️ GO WILD‼️ Also, I may take suggestions… Feel free to ask. If the suggestion is not completely soul crushingly GAY, DOABLE, and I can CAPITALIZE off of your word choice(you must give me artistic liscence), I MIGHT just use your word! FEEL FREE TO ASK! BUT YOU DONT GET CREDIT‼️ AND ILL CLAIM I MADE IT UP‼️🤷🏿‍♀️ ALL IN PURTY PINK BARBIE FONT‼️ 2 1/2 inches. 25.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/custom-chonga-barbie-statement-hoop-earrings-htons-of-possibilities-pick-from-a-list-of-words https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422345469/IMG_7044.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422345478/IMG_7041.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422345472/IMG_7043.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422345475/IMG_7046.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/422345481/IMG_7039.jpeg 118616124 new in stock 118012929 ☣️Jonbenet’s🍭Holy🍭Cyst🍭Piss☣️(NECTAR🌈OF🌈THE🌈GODS🌈!) THE🌈TIME🌈IS🌈NIGH🌈 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 MY TRADEMARKED HOLY CYST PISS-NECTAR OF THE GODS IS☣️GUARANTEED☣️(or your money back*) TO MORPH YOU INTO THE 🌈MOST POWERFUL HUMAN TO EVER LIVE, and HEAD of the GALACTIC TEAM of ETHERIC ADVISORS here at DUMBFATBITCHESOFAMERICA, MR. CHARLIE SHEEN WHEN HE WAS WINNING! (DUH!) ⚠️GUZZLE 5-10 OZ OF MY CYST PISS EVERY MORNING AND ARE: GUARANTEED TO STAY ROCK HARD FOR 25,000 YEARS STRAIGHT (no matter WHAT lies between your legs, RIGOR FUCKING MORTIS BRUH) TIGER BLOOD 🐯🩸 ADONIS DNA A 10,000 YEAR OLD BRAIN !! 🦠WITHIN 7 DAZE- YOU WILL BECOME A HIGH PRIEST WARLOCK‼️ A TOTAL BITCHIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS‼️ THIS IS THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME!! YOURE GONNA BE HIGH HIGH HIGH ON A DRUG THE LIKES YOUVE NEVER XXXPERIENCED!! ITS CALLED CHARLIE SHEEN AND ITS TAKIN THE WORLD BY STORM (again). 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 Here's the scoop: I banged Mr. Sheen last year (the consent on his behalf is a bit blurry but so was that entire year of his life) and developed a GIGANTIC VAGINAL CYST!! I started to piss in bottles because the piss was so viscous it would clog my toilet.... Once I realized that it was the ADONIS DNA OF A 10,000 year old WARLOCK and a TOTAL BITCHIN ROCK STAR FROM MARS, I started to collect it. I cryogenically froze it, along with my son who was being raped by gangstalkers (same chalice!) and aged it like a FINE MILK !! NOW, 25 YEARS LATER ITS AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC !! And NO!! It's not HIV + ‼️ ITS HIV WINNING!‼️ 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 GET YOURS TODAY AND HELP FUEL MY RAMPANT CRACK ADDICTION AND GET ME A NEW HOUSE TO BURN DOWN AGAIN IN A METH LAB FIRE!‼️ 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 WE HAVE ONE YEAR.... GO‼️ GET YOUR CYST PISS BEFORE MY PUSSY ROTS OUT AND FALLS OUT ONTO THE BATHROOM FLOOR (already had a close one near Christmas or as we know it around these parts the RESURRECTION OF THE 🎀🍍👑PINEAPPLE PRINCESS-👑🍍🎀 YOU DONT WANNA MISS DOOMSDAY WITHOUT IT!! ☣️CUMS WITH A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY☣️ AVAILABLE IN 20 OZ bottles to 80 GALLON DRUMS‼️ ($33.33 PER 20 OZ BOTTLE!) Hint (buy in bulk!) 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 36.66 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/%EF%B8%8Fjonbenets%F0%9F%8D%ADholy%F0%9F%8D%ADcyst%F0%9F%8D%ADpiss%EF%B8%8Fnectar%F0%9F%8C%88of%F0%9F%8C%88the%F0%9F%8C%88gods%F0%9F%8C%88 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420173979/IMG_7030.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420173997/IMG_7029.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420174000/IMG_7025.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/420174006/IMG_7022.jpeg 118012929 new in stock 115986759 ONE STRAP BACKPACK-SHIRLEY TEMPLE FERAL MCWARRIOR‼️ THIS IS A LOST INAGE OF A SHIRLEY TEMPLE NCDONALDS COMMERCIAL‼️ THE BAG HAS SEVERAL POCKETS INSIDE AND A DOUBLE ZIPPER. YOU CAN TOTALLY HIDE YOUR PUKED UP MCNUGGETS IN IT AS ITS WATERPROOF! IT HAS AN ADJUSTABLE SIDE STRAP AND CAN BE SHORT OR LONG! There’s a place for pens and shit and you can DERFFFF carry small guns and drugs in this bag. I BRING THIS BITCH EVERYWHERE! once you get it, YOU WILL TOO! MCAMEB CURLY TOP! 30.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/shirley-temple-feral-mcwarrior-one-strap-bag%EF%B8%8F https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117541/IMG_4535.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117544/IMG_4534.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117547/IMG_4533.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117550/IMG_4038.jpeg 115986759 new in stock 115986492 MCGATESOFHEAVEN MCSUNGLASSES (red or yellow, clear lens or sunglasses) DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES GOD WEARS????!?!!? WELL, YER LOOKIN AT EM‼️ NOW AVAILABLE TO YOUR FAT BITCH CHUMP ASSES‼️ SHOW YOUR REVERENCE FOR THE HOLY GOLDEN ARCHES, THE GATES OF HEAVEN WITH THESE DIVINE GLASSES‼️ It is very unfortunate that Jeremy Scott and Chanel stole this design from me when Ray Kroc appeared to me and told me to make them. For years I was so depressed that two of my favorite designers ripped off Lord Kroc and my idea and were selling them for three grand. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I HAVE BEEN M-POWERED ENUFFFF TO BRING THESE TO YOU!!!!!!! YER MCWELCOME! AVAILABLE IN RED OR YELLOW. WITH CLEAR LENSES OR SUNGLASSES. THEY ALL LOOK BADASS AND LORD KROC WILL SMILE DOWN ON YOU AND GIVE YOU THE KEYS TO THE GATES OF HEAVEAN! 25.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/mcgatesofheaven-mcglasses%EF%B8%8F https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117190/IMG_4809.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413117187/IMG_6014.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413116584/IMG_4808.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413116587/IMG_4596.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/413116590/7E24040E-C75C-4F0E-8FB6-8D57318278B5.jpeg 115986492 new in stock 115886451 TED DANSON BLACKFACE THONG BIKINI☣️WEAPON OF MASS WARFARE☣️ Caution- This Bikini is a WEAPON of MASS WARFARE‼️ Once you put this on, the world around you will IMMEDIATELY change! Fights will break out. People will scream, faint, have heart attacks, PTSD flashbacks to Minstel Shows and Don Rickles bits. Wear this with extreme caution and pride! For you will become a HUMAN WEAPON! Endorsed by Ted DANSON and Whoopi Goldberg. Good luck out there Soldier!🫡✊🏿 AVAILABLE IN S-XL 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/ted-danson-blackface-thong-bikini%EF%B8%8Fweapon-of-mass-warfare%EF%B8%8F https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412779960/IMG_3936.jpeg 115886451 new in stock 115885929 CUSTOM ANNA NICOLE SMITH CLOWN ONE SHOULDER CROP TOP THIS IS THE SEXIEST GARMENT EVER MADE! PERIOD! YER WELCOME! OBVI IM OBSESSED WITH THIS IMAGE! AND QUEEN ANNA NICOLE! AND THIS ONE SHOULDER CROP TOP! AND NOW YOU ARE AS WELL! BUY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! MADE OF LYCRA AND NYLON SO IT STRETCHES BUT IF YOU SWEAT A LOT YOU MIGHT GET A HEAT RASH! TEE HEE! AVAILABLE IN SM-XL And DIFFERENT BACKGROUND COLORS CUSTOM MADE TO YOUR PREFERENCE! MODEL WEARS SMALL!!!!!!! 35.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/custom-anna-nicole-smith-clown-one-shoulder-crop-top https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777953/IMG_3235.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777944/IMG_3088.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777947/IMG_3305.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777950/IMG_3236.jpeg 115885929 new in stock 115885860 SHIRLEY TEMPLE MCWARRIOR STRING BIKINI‼️ OWN YOUR OWN STRING BIKINI SHOWCASING A STILL THE ICONIC BANNED MCDONALDS COMMERCIAL STARRING 🇺🇸AMERICA’s🇺🇸👑Lil Princess 👑 SHIRLEY TEMPLE CRYING WHILE PUKING UP A MCNUGGET! THIS AD WAS BANNED IN 1947 As OL Curly Top underwent serious abuse behind the scenes. Very sad what they did to her. Still, the image remains one of the most iconic in American History! And you can have lil cryin pukin curly top covering your VD ridden curly bottom (pictured). AVAILABLE IN SM-XL MODEL WEARS SMALL BUT THERES A LOT OF STRETCH TO IT! OK! 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/%F0%9F%8D%AD%F0%9F%A4%AE%F0%9F%8D%9F-shirley-temple-cry-and-puke-at-mcdonalds-string-bikini%EF%B8%8F%F0%9F%8D%AD%F0%9F%A4%AE%F0%9F%8D%9F https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777773/IMG_4650.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777530/IMG_4589.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777533/IMG_4621.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777524/IMG_4633.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777527/IMG_4627.jpeg 115885860 new in stock 115885500 CUSTOM MICHAEL JACKSON FURHER STRING BIKINI OMG‼️ THE KING OF POP MEETS THE KING OF THE HALOCAUST! HOW CUTE IS THAT?!????! IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKED LIKE HITLER AND AUCHWITZ WAS LIKE NEVERLAND RANCH‼️🌈🌈🌈 LET FURHER MJ BLANKET YOU WITH HIS LOVE WHILE YOU SIP ON JESUS JUICE AND TAKE A XYKLON B SHOWER‼️ AVAILABLE IN SIZES S-XL Model wears small! There is a BIG STRETCH to these so if you got BIG ASS TITTIES, or aren’t PRO ANA like ME the small still looks good like on the other models bc you got dat underboob goin on. JUST SAYIN! 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/custom-michael-jackson-furher-string-bikini https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776723/IMG_3166.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776726/IMG_3177.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776729/IMG_3169.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776732/IMG_3170.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776735/IMG_3233.jpeg 115885500 new in stock 115885404 👶🏻💦BUKKAKE BABY💦👶🏻 CANDY NECKLACE/HEADBAND! SHOW OFF YOUR PRIDE AS BEING A BUKKAKE BABY AND YOUR LOVE FOR BEING COVERED IN SEMEN FROM MULTIPLE MEN UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER BREATHE BY SPORTING THIS CUTE MULTICOLORED NECKLACE OR HEADBAND FIT ONLY FOR A BEAUTIFUL BUKKAKE BABY LIKE YOUREELF! ITS TIME TO LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW WHO YOU ARE! AND LOOK COOL AS SHIT DOING IT! Paracord can be adjusted from 13-25 inches, so you can wear this as a necklace or headband or put it in your BUKKAKE FUR BABY as a collar…. No matter what, you’re gonna turn heads and get dicks standing at attention while wearing this! PARACORD IN DIFFERENT COLORS! 25.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/%F0%9F%91%B6%F0%9F%8F%BB%F0%9F%92%A6bukkake-baby%F0%9F%92%A6%F0%9F%91%B6%F0%9F%8F%BB-candy-necklaceheadband https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776513/IMG_4568.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412780068/IMG_3920.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776507/IMG_4558.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776510/IMG_4562.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776516/IMG_4569.jpeg 115885404 new in stock 115885317 “CRACK ROCKS!” CANDY NECKLACE/HEADBAND‼️ SPORT THUS HILARIOUS AND TRUE FACT AND PUN (if you don’t get the pun you are FORBIDDEN from purchasing this! I will ask you upon order what this means to YOU! As you must understand the GENIUS in this word play here! And YES! I DID COME UP WITH THIS SHIT IN MY CRACK ADDLED BRAIN! ITS FUCKING GENIUS AND IVE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT ANYWHERE BEFORE! Like all my other candy shit, made on adjustable paracord. 13-21 in I think? This one is bigger than say my “RAPE one bc it takes up more letters SEE?!!?!?! Also…. All money made from the purchase of this necklace goes DIRECTLY to CRACK! GUARANTEED! THERES NOTHING LIKE THIS! GET YOURS NOW BEFORE I DIE OF A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH CRACK AS I GET RICH AND FAMOUS FROM THIS HEADBAND! Also available in other FUN colors of cord! 27.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/crack-rocks-candy-necklaceheadband%EF%B8%8F https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777125/IMG_4546.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776468/IMG_4546.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776411/IMG_4548.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776417/IMG_4536.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412776489/IMG_4536.jpeg 115885317 new in stock 115884846 ANNA NICOLE CLOWN STRING BIKINI THE FIRST OWNER OF THIS FANTASTIC BIKINI LOVED IT SO MUCH, SHE SENT ME THESE PHOTOS OF HER IN IT! NUFF SAID!😍😍😍🤡🤡🤡🥲🥲🥲🫠🫠🫠🤤🤤🤤💘💘💘🥰🥰🥰🌈🌈🌈 AVAILABLE IN XS-XL (all models wear a small on here! SMALL LOOKS FAB ON BIG ASS TITTIES TOO! SEE!) I WISH I could have sent one to QUEEN ANNA! HACCI MACCI! Duzzz this hot bich do the queen justice! 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/anna-nicole-clown-string-bikini https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412774377/RenderedImage.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412774269/RenderedImage.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412774230/RenderedImage.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412774275/RenderedImage.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412774278/RenderedImage.jpeg 115884846 new in stock 115810758 CELEB TRAINWRECK SATANIC THONG BIKINI Take a trip down memory lane with your FAV moments in CELEB TRAINWRECK HER-STORY with all the BABES you LOVE! All neatly arranged in a 5 pointed star! ALSO this bikini carries the POWER of SATAN!🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾You will understand once you put it on…. All the beauty and the GREAT BEAST will cover your most private areas! Available in size XS-XL MODEL wears SMALL! Ask Satan what size to get. She’ll let you know!😉😘 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/celeb-trainwreck-satanic-thong-bikini https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412530030/IMG_3934.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412530033/IMG_3935.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412778748/IMG_4657.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412778745/IMG_4667.jpeg 115810758 new in stock 115810686 TED DANSON BLACKFACE ONE SHOULDER CROP TOP Remind people of something that they have willfully forgotten about! POP CULTURES GREATEST MOMENT EVER! PERIOD! And look OH SO SEXXXXY DOING IT! Perfect for blind tinder dates, barmitzvahs, Mothers Day Gifts, and to be buried in! Available in sizes XS-XL! Custom made just for YOU! YOU LUCKY CHUMPS! If you’d like a different color such as pink, blue, white, green, please LET ME KNOW!!!!!!! It’s nylon and Lycra so there’s a slight stretch to it! MODEL WEARS SMALL! 35.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/ted-danson-blackface-one-shoulder-top https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412529949/IMG_4006.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412529964/IMG_4023.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412529886/IMG_4009.jpeg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412529718/IMG_4016.jpeg 115810686 new in stock 115531014 JONBENET RAMSEY GIRL POWER THONG BIKINI You will be the TOAST of the town in this LAVISHLY RESPLENDANT bikini! You will turn heads like The Pineapple Princess herself! Show your FEMALE POWER by sporting Sleeping Beauty on your bathing suit areas! You’ll be a beauty queen wherever you go…. Available in XS-XL Model wears small and it stretches like a mfker! 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/jonbenet-ramsey-girl-power-thong-bikini https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412529595/IMG_3928.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/411567822/IMG_3928.jpeg 115531014 new in stock 115081110 💎SUPA ICED OUT💎🍭Shirley Temple🍭GHETTO FABULOUS PENDANT w CUBAN CHAIN Well GOLLY! Peep dat mfkin Ice wif✨OG✨CHILD🌟STAR🌟SEXXXTRORDINARE Curly Top herself‼️ Lil Shirley Temple‼️ You’ll be sure to be the TOAST OF THE TOWN decked out in this CUSTOM BLING‼️ SUPA ICED OUT ON A BLUE AND WHITE SOLID CUBAN CHAIN‼️ If you want a certain chain legnth and/or color I might be willing to accommodate. JUST ASK ME!!!!!!!!!! 50.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/%F0%9F%92%8Esupa-iced-out%F0%9F%92%8E%F0%9F%8D%ADshirley-temple%F0%9F%8D%ADghetto-fabulous-pendant-w-cuban-chain https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/410070507/IMG_3338.jpeg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/412777989/IMG_4652.jpeg 115081110 new in stock 115042917 “RETARD” CANDY NECKLACE/HEADBAND/ARMBAND ADJUSTABLE‼️ Let everyone know that you are missing a chomosome and Dey betta not fuck wit you cuz you may have that TARD RAGE with this CUSTOM BESPOKE “RETARD” paracord chain that can be used as a necklace/headband/bracelet or whatever you want it to be! It can be small or HUUUGE and is TOTALLY ADJUSTABLE‼️ Doubled up cord With an QT heart clip that you push and the cord like gets bigger or smaller. I dunno what’s that called cus I’m RETARDED! And is made from durable florescent paracord. AVAILABLE IN SEVERAL BRIGHT FLORESCENT COLORS THAT WILL CATCH THE SHALLOW, SUNKEN EYES OF EVERY TARD IN DA ROOM‼️💛💙🩷💚💜🧡🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Retard letter colors may vary but will look badass so don’t get on my ass if they’re not the same color as the one pictured! ITLL LOOK KICKASS NO MATTER WHAT! GUARANTEED! 20.00 USD https://dumbfatbitchesofamerica.bigcartel.com/product/bright-candy-adjustable-retard-headbandnecklacebracelet https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/410070450/IMG_3195.jpeg 115042917 new in stock 113220306 DADDY STORIES LIMITED EDITION SALVAGED FROM HOUSEFIRE by Meg McCarville 🔥HEY‼️I BURNT MY OWN HOUSE DOWN JUST TO MAKE THESE LIMITED EDITION COPIES OF MY BOOK DADDY STORIES AVAILABLE TO YOU🔥 🔥Do you ever wonder how lovely lil girls like ME are made? 🔥CAN YOU READ? 🔥DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE GUT BUSTINGLY TWISTED ORGIN STORY OF A GAL LIKE ME and the death-obsessed, vodka-chugging schemer who made me the woman I am today?!!?!! 🔥The man who taught me that it might be a good idea to one write a book, get a house and then BURN IT TO THE GROUND in order to hock these 🌟HYPER RARE🌟🌈limited edition🌈(only 30 in existence and 12? Available!) SALVAGED copies of my book New York Times Bestselling novel DADDY STORIES available to YOU?!!?!! 🔥ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY‼️ 🔥CUZ I managed to salvage 30 copies of my GUTBUSTINGLY BRILLIANT NEW YORK TIMES bestselling novel, DADDY STORIES from what was left of my house! These copies are COMPLETELY readable even! Just a bit charred! Maybe smoke damaged! Each one unique, like a snowflake!🥹❄️🕊️ This is a ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! AS I WILL NEVER HAVE A HOUSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌈As a bonus, you will receive a SALVAGED☠️NECROCARD☠️A card that you carry in your wallet like an organ donor card, that states that your body can be used for sexual experimentation purposes upon your death. No one should exist without one! Daddy always kept one. I made damned sure his wishes were fufilled post mordem. 😍😍😍 By a GANG OF CRACK WHORES! Not me SICKOS! 🔥SIGNED, DEFACED, NUMBERED, BY ME, AND LIMITED TO 30 COPIES. 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